tastefullyoffensive:

It’s missing a check-in at the local gym. [via]

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via all-that-pushes-and-pulls)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via weeabooslut)